This mod should appease everyone’s inner 12-year-old.ħ. Sign textures have hilariously been replaced with curse words. Scientists tend to explode into an excessive amount of gibs and blood decals. Like the former, it’s a corruption of the first Half-Life game, though with cruder humour. Scientist SlaughterHouse: Mod Messup 1: WTFīefore Jamie’s Mod there was SSH: MM1: WTF. There is now a PC port that you can play, courtesy of people over on the Facepunch Studios forums.Ħ. At the end of a game, the screen bids you goodbye with the following sentence: “Your fighting spirit will not be forgotten through all eternity”. Girl Gordon’s HEV even has a little skirt attached to it. The female rebel is what appears to be a non-mixed Asian Alyx, and you can dress her up in kitty ears. If you are having stereotypical expectations, fret not. It is tailored for Japanese audiences and meant for arcade cabinets.

Half-Life 2: Survivor is not a mod, it’s an actual Valve game licensed to Taito Corporation. Valve Software and Taito Corporation (2006) | Source In Half-Life: Alternative Origin, you ‘play’ as a vending machine. It also follows the logical pattern set by the core Half-Life games: You’ve played as a scientist, security guard, marine, and even as a vortigaunt in Decay. Though simplistic, it’s hilarious because it’s not just nonsensical. According to the concept art, Newton was even going to have a miniature kitty HEV suit. Cat-Life: GS was the first remake attempt and only playable content available. Despite the issues, the concept is still amusing – You experience the events of Half-Life through the eyes of Newton the cat. The original mod never got finished, and two separate attempts to revive the project failed as well. Only a demo of this mod exists due to bumpy development. Sometimes it wonderfully crosses over into the horrific as you realize that the barnacles are gaping G-Men maws.

The tiny rodeo G-Men riding snarks are the most crazy thing. Like Jamie’s Mod, it’s a hilarious twist on the base game.

Russian-made G-Man Invasion replaces every character and creature model with the G-man. G-Man Invasion Developers (2007) | GoldSrc

The result is an experience akin to what would happen if late-2000s YouTube became sentiment and began assimilating games. All models and weapons in the original game have been mashed with obscure YouTube characters, and then corrupted in some way. Born from the pits of Hellfire2345 and lemurboy12‘s imaginations, Jamie’s Mod is possibly the best-known Half-Life crack mod.

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